More of the Most Hilarious and Original Yard Signs You’ve Ever Seen

You Have No Business Here

It’s always good to research your market before you go door to door. You need to know your crowd before you can sell them anything, be it goods or services. What’s even better is when people do the research for you, making it clear if you should or shouldn’t bother trying to sway them into buying your paintings. Or vacuum cleaners.

Or join your new religion under the rule of your lizard lord. Now, these solicitors know that they’ll be barking up the wrong tree. Will they find it discouraging? Or perhaps they’ll whip out those selling skills and rise to the challenge? Go, capitalism.